Herman by Jim Unger for December 03, 2022

Been out in the sun too long huh?

Very diplomatic. Best not to insult anybody by assuming.

If you can’t figure that out doofus. They’re not gonna tell you.

Jimmy Durante of course

Also known as Captain Shnozola.

Woodpeckers idolize him

Traveling insurance salesman who can’t read the signs.

Pony Express delivering the Treaty Papers.

It’s best not to assume. What’s considered crazy by one person (or in one group/tribe) may not be crazy by (or in) another.

“But you can call me Cyrano”

Don’t get his nose out of joint more than it already is! It was tough going, but that brown nose got him his present high position.

His ignorance may earn him a few points.

One guess….☺️

That.. would depend on who wants to know, if you are here on behalf of the Publishers Clearing House that would be me. If you’re the sheriff, it’s the other guy.

Mr. Magoo: His early years as a cowboy.

The result of too much smoke signal inhalation?

Smart. No one can call you noseist…..

He’s the guy in front of Windy Cheeks.

My father-in-law was quite slim, and my mother-in-law was seriously overweight. She used to laugh over waitresses who would always assume that she would want dessert, but he wouldn’t. In fact, he was far more fond of sweets than she was.

Three cheers for not making assumptions about people!

Oh, this is terrible! I shouldn’t be laughing so hard, really, I’m sure.