Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 14, 2022

…..and a player to be named later.

Benchwarmer.

Yes, Cosmo is not a member of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

Tim Tiebow had better chances of a minor league callup.

Till she hits the wall. Then she’s out of your league.

Then take her out to a ball game. And see which league she likes.

Hey, even a broken clock finds a nut sometimes.

One can dream, can’t they? … And he’s on his own Dream Team.

Cosmo, your daytimes are way, way, way too high. In fact, she ‘out of everybody’s(male) league in ‘Treetops’ ! ! ! !

Steer clear of that one Cosmo.

Worse, they’re playing different games.

My wife was wayyyy out of my league, too. Miracles happen. I am now in my 28th season ‘in the Bigs’.

Cosmo, better stay away from minors.

There is the always draft 5 rule guy, you may get lucky

Thinks a lot of herself, doesn’t she?

Why would you even want to be with someone who would say that to you?

Roz is serving wine. Tree top cocktails!!!

I always found it hilarious how some women have such huge egos. Sadly they don’t understand that have nothing more then the rest of the other 3.9 billion women in the world do. They are all the same, what stands them apart is not what they have, it is what they are. Being body beautiful is temporary, it is your mind and soul that makes you unique, lovable, and cherished.

Perhaps at the end of the season, as a backup pinch runner.

But still batting zero.

I’m reminded of an apocryphal story about Churchill going up to some lady at a party and asking if she would £1,000,000. She replied yes. He then asked if she would for £1. She cried what do you think I am a common tart? He replied, Madam we have established what you are, we are just dickering over price.

She looks very minor.

I think Cosmo just got his outright release!