Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 25, 2022

If that movie were real, it would be a huge success in America.

That almost went from G to X-rated in record time.

Well, that’s HILarious! And I would be enough a HILLbilly – and Austrian to boot – to watch this movie.

I wonder if this hill is the soil from which the famous “Kite-Eating Tree” from “Peanuts” came…

When like gives me anything I ask “What’s the catch?”

The “Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!” scene went too far.

Pitch: “The Sound of Music” meets “Tremors” meets “The Sand” — Christmas classic! Can’t miss!

This sounds like an actual movie (no, not “Tremors”).

What’s the tune in panel two?

From now on when I see the beginning of ‘The Sound of Music’, I’ll be picturing Julie Andrews not wearing panties. I don’t know if I should thank Samuli or not?

The hills finally snapped after singing songs for a thousand years straight.

C-1, Soon Horace will be walking among a flock of sheep…!

C-2, When life gives you lemons, prepare a pitcher of Lemon Drop Martinis…!

C-3, the sound of music is not all it’s cracked up to be…!

When we were kids, we sang it as:

“The hills are alive and they’re eating children

The terror will last for a thousand years"

Nice touch.. the censorship part. Keeps it “G” rated.

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

“Bright copper kettles and warm, fishy mittens/ These are a few of my favorite things.”

Krampus: “Burp.”

The hills are alive

And I think they’re hungry —

They haven’t been fed for a thousand years . . .

“THEY!”

Not only alive. But sort of carnivorous too.

Run from the hills!

Run for your lives!

(apologies to Iron Maiden)

A friend of mine in college used to sing, “The hills are alive… and it’s really scary!”