Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 23, 2022

Ho ho ho !!!

Look at all of Santa’s little elves!

Oh, Santa has a big gift for you!

He should have come down the chimney.

santa’s been busy

Be careful what “cookies” you offer, ladies….

Dan!!! You are disgusting! I love it. This is going in the X-rated Xmas file.

I guess Santa was doing more than just kissing every kid’s mother

Looks like the effects of Santa’s Viagra exceeded 4 hours.

Looks like Santa plays both sides of the street. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1549266158522407

Santa was a rolling stone…

" I Saw Mommy bleeping Saaaanta Claus"

Well, as the old saying has it, he gets around.

And all she wanted for christmas was a legal abortion

Apparently, Santa knows what to give bad girls at Christmas.

Fake! He caught on to global warming in the 1890’s and moved to Antartica by 1904.

Not even Santa has that much … erm … get-up-and-go!

“Nicklaus!!!”

Santa, just claim you don’t know any of those women, it called pulling a “Herschel”, maybe it will work for you.

1) Santa must have incredible stamina… among other things.

2) And he still had time to deliver all the toys?!