Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 07, 2022

Their chirp is worse than their bite.

Those services are scarcer than hen’s teeth.

better than bird colonoscopy’s prep

If we want equality, it has to be across the board. Next, botox for shar peis.

This is how you get a birdemic

It was bad enough when fish started doing it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sheepshead-fish-human-teeth-plucked-north-carolina-coast-180978396/

There are more and more places that can get you almost anything that you don’t need.

Don’t tell me! Musk is at it again with his interfering experiments…he wants tweeting to go to another level.

Now you can actually see them grin when they unload on your car.

I was thinking of unfollowing this strip when today’s made me actually laugh out loud.

Don’t the dentures make it more difficult to regurgitate your dinner for your chicks?

Guess they’ll have a little surprise for the predatory hawks, eagles and falcons!

Direct descendants of T-Rex.

" When you’re smiling/ When you’re smiling/ That old bird smiles with you."

They have great credit terms. They just put it on your bill.

Got Invisalign?

Mockingbirds

Nothing more vicious than a Saber-toothed Titmouse.

i bet hitchcock wished he thought of this

Dentists conspiring with insurance companies to sell this to a species that doesn’t have teeth. Congress must have been involved, somehow.