Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 29, 2022

Boy, that’s a relief!

OK, star anise.

She’s troubled, and I don’t think the moths are helping.

♩ These are ♪ a few ♫ of my favorite things. ♬

…“PatchesI’m dependin’ on you, sonI tried to do my bestIt’s up to you to do the rest”…

…I have different meditations that help me…

…one I call Eyes Wide Shut…

…(never saw the movie, so I don’t know what that’s about)..

…I rest in bed with my eyes lightly closed…

…and let my mind conjure up what it will…

…the secret is letting it…

….I can’t speak of the whole series but the 1st episode of Chris Helmsworth’s new series, Limitless was very self satisfying…

…but sometimes…

… I wallow in it…

…and call it good grief…

Do the birds flutter, play and splash in the backyard bird bath or do the take flight when dipping a claw into the infested water?

Bird baths, under the cumulonimbus clouds, filled with anis scented parasites, and a floating green mold, resembling a faux fur, cloud the water and render it useless!

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In my time, I’ve seen many unnatural mantlepieces festooned with faux fur and nostalgically recall their faintly fascinating pheromones.

The stagnant frog pond collects flys and bugs for feeding on.

Carefully curated porcupine quills fell off the poorly designed archaic wheelbarrow because the ground was lumpy and bumpy.

Pond film at eleven …!

We call that Tuesday.

It appears a scent has triggered her recalled fever-dream of springtime as the northern hemisphere rotates away from autumn. Hibernate, you parasites!

Ella Wheeler Wilcox was never more eloquent than this.

Well there we are. She has descended into utter nonsense, finally. Forget about breaking the fourth wall, Violet has broken the fourth dimension. At this point, I am at a loss as to how I should respond, or if it is even necessary to do so. Surely, she will recognize that her latest revelation is entirely nonsense, and begin to backpedal furiously in an attempt to reconnect the disparate follies into a coherent whole. But no. It just lies there, unsupported and unloved, with no attempt being made to resuscitate it. I feel vaguely uncomfortable now. And there is a slight buzzing, like that when I woke that morning. I feel that I should tell them that this is all nonsense, and that I am done with it. But the buzzing is becoming louder. It is quite distracting. I find that I am actually unable to motivate myself to interact any further. So I say nothing, and wait to see what happens next.

Not everyone appreciated the New & Improved Frog Applause. Sure the faux fur and the scent energy impregnation was a nice touch, but what’s with the watered down pungency? That’s like handing a Guinness drinker a lite beer! I’m mean, how do you expect to keep the parasites at bay with Lite Beer?!

Tastes great, less filling? No thank you…

Can somebody help me? Is this the plumage part or subliminal poetry part? I always get them confused.

Can I get that to go?

Teresa, do you still miss new “Cleats” comics? I do. Wish Bill Hinds would revive it. (Especially with US vs Iran in the World Cup..Good Lord!)

These are a few of my favorite things! ♪

Such seasonal and trippy poetry!

I want my DaDa! (MaMa was more by-the-book.)

I’m still getting the newsletter, but my electronic mail isn’t getting out.

I’m still happy to get your updates, please keep me on your mailing list.

It’s the only thing that isn’t junk in my box.

…reads like the beginning of a James Rollins novel…

…if there were a Frog Applause book…

…how would it be classified?…

…a comic book…

…"I get not respect since I started reading Frog Applause…

…I asked my Father if I could go ice skating…

…he said, ‘Wait ’til it gets warmer,’…

…a picture book?…

…I only look at it for the articles….

…a coffee table book?…

…wasn’t 3hourtour supposed to be dead when she made that about him?…

…yeah…

…forgotten but not gone…

…he didn’t ghost her…

…he made a Zombie out of himself…

…a how to book?…

…not only is it in 3D but if you spell out every third letter backwards and every other letter is the next letter in the alphabet…

…using the last three months strips 1st using the odd numbered days and then the even…

…it tells you how to make an atomic bomb…

…and a kickin’ it lemonade…

….[and you thought no one would notice]…and

…don’t go to the lame section…

…I’ve checked…

…it’s not there…

Da Blog’s “A clothes-wearing man …”

A dandy article that reminds one of Brass Orchid … has he been cheating on us? What happens next, indeed …!