WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 13, 2022

Way to late dude.

Sure. No problem. The deductible is the same as the damage you just caused. You will receive the bill for the insurance right away.

No problem Mr. DeSatan.

… too late, but probably not for the lack of trying. it seems like it’s the american way to try to cheat

“So your excursion on your new boat has been beneficial. You’ll have to tell me all about it and why you changed you mind when you get home. See you soon. Take care. Bye.”

It’s a pre-existing condition now. Of course you expect insurance to cover it.

“- No problem! It becomes valid the day after you pay the invoice.”

That boat has sailed.

Why? Looks perfectly fine to me. Don’t worry about the cloud of black smoke. The boat probably had a burrito yesterday.

Better hurry…there’s a 30 day waiting period….Oy!

A day late and about $100,000 short at this point.

If you can’t get insurance, see if somebody will float you a loan. :)

I’d say you were a poorer but wiser man.

When you have that sinking feeling.

Mass liquidation sale!! Everything must go, if you can recover it.

What do you mean, “insurance”?

So he wants his estate to buy life insurance?