Herman by Jim Unger for December 15, 2022

I prefer my haircuts to go. And super-sized, of course.

I should hope so.

As opposed to …

Some years ago I saw a credible report of just such a sign in a hair salon window. It was listed as one of multiple examples of poor signage.

S-o-o-o-o-o, the alternative is a drop-off for haircuts?.

Get a mall cut.

This might work at the doctor’s office.

Or not cut as you go by.

Is there a place that has a drive-through barber service?

Years ago I took my watch to the jewelers to get it fixed. The sign said “Watch repairs while you wait” but they wouldn’t let me watch.

Can we do this on Zoom over the internet?

Saw a sign on my road that said “Tattoo’s While-U-Wait”

My barber for years had a sign in the window that said Topless Hair Cuts. When asked he would explain that he never wears a hat when giving a hair cut.

How long are we talking?

I hope so.

Vasectomy’s: Buy One, Get One Free.

Scales Repaired, While You Weigh.

Uh, I was hoping I could drop it off and pick it up later, I don’t like to wait.

Just mail it. You don’t have toupee until he mails it back.

Random Musings:

That would make a wonderfully funny sign in any barbershop window. I’d go to a barber that put up such a notice.

It reminds me of David Brenner’s line about the sign he saw in a jewelry store, “Ears Pierced While You Wait.”

Fries with that?

Some guys could just drop it off and pick it up later.

who only gets one hair cut? when i go i get all my hairs cut, even tho i don’t have many left

Yah, I’m sitting here, thinking, “What’s so funny about that?” Now I’m laughing at myself.