Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 23, 2022

Plus hopefully they are correctly pre-labeled….bonus!

They are wrapped. If orange can be the new black, perhaps brown can be the new red & green.

Considering all of the bubble wrap and other packing material inside, it will take just as long to unwrap.

At least attach a stick-on gift bow!

And thus the advance of the disposable society and the advent of songs like here come FedEx and USP and Amazon etc.

Some places still haven’t outlawed styrofoam peanuts. They’re truly a PITA.

Ralph? Wrap? Surely you jest!

Doesn’t look like the pkg of wrapping paper has arrived yet.

Ralph figures that if he leaves the boxes in one place more than 30 seconds HoneyBunch will probably decorate them

I agree with Ralph. It looks like there’s already a hideous amount of waste there. Why create more?

I was supposed to wrap presents yesterday. Guess I’ll do it today.

Putting those packages in Ralph’s hands can only lead to harm.

You can always wrap them in the box. I repurpose boxes for gifts all the time.

Goodpoint dad!

You may want to, just to see if you got what you ordered.

Oogie and Wally will shred the wrap in no time. Just save a step.

My friend shops Amazon and has the items shipped directly to me. No wrapping at all. So this year, I told her that she’s not allowed to open the 2 boxes I sent her with the gifts. If I have to have shipping boxes/pouches under my tree, so do you. I did wrap everything, unlike the gifts she sent. :-(

But he needs to label who they’re for!

My Christmas present from my sister comes in a regular brown box. But, inside it is giftwrapped before they put it in the shipping box.