I’ve always thought that store and mall Santas need to be prepared to protect themselves to challenges to their authenticity. The simplest response would be to explain that they’re Santa’s helpers, dressed up as the big guy to honor him, and that (if pressed on the matter) they do communicate wish lists up to headquarters at the North Pole (moms and dads are welcome to use the same explanation as needed).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“My best helper for giving the naughty children better than they deserve.”
M2MM about 2 years ago
Well. . . he’s on the naughty list now. :P
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Behind you kid.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
Little Billie Bratt and his doting father may be unaware that this “Santa” is actually KRAMPUS in disguise! And so the horror begins …
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Krampus
monya_43 about 2 years ago
He is destined to get coal this year.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Kid needs a solid ‘pat’ on the ear.
mikehop23 about 2 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Turn around, kid and stop being so ungrateful. You little brat!
paranormal about 2 years ago
That was the bad kids Santa…
EMGULS79 about 2 years ago
Sounds like his dad has eye problems, dressed up as Santa, and just got him clothes for Christmas last year.
comixbomix about 2 years ago
Never look a gift horse in the glasses, kid.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago
Don’t worry kid – you’re getting nothing this year if you don’t let go of the beard.
mindjob about 2 years ago
Sounds like he has a bone to pick
jconnors3954 about 2 years ago
Coal.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
This kid seems to be burning all his bridges. Santa and/or Dad are going to make sure this kid is a human coal mine.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
The kids have got to have it figured out by now, when there’s a Santa in every department store.
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’ve always thought that store and mall Santas need to be prepared to protect themselves to challenges to their authenticity. The simplest response would be to explain that they’re Santa’s helpers, dressed up as the big guy to honor him, and that (if pressed on the matter) they do communicate wish lists up to headquarters at the North Pole (moms and dads are welcome to use the same explanation as needed).