The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 20, 2022

Every party has one

Is this a missing 3rd Rock From The Sun episode?

I see someone is backing themselves in…

Get out from under the mistletoe, lady!

The pants are on backward.

Get someone else to answer the door! Quick!

The first guest smelled a rat, the second guest heard him coming a mile away, and the third guest gets to see the sordid event.

I guess she is not a butt kisser at heart …

Don’t hang mistletoe if you aren’t ready to kiss anyone (of the alternate sex) under it.

Must be her boss.

Pucker up Baby !

Kiss this party goodbye!

The annual get-together of the subjects for Reader’s Digest “We Are Joe’s [body part]” articles had begun. “Lips” was the host that year, and came to regret it.

Along came “Gluteus Maximus,” who although clothed, still expected a welcoming smooch. (Lips dreaded if he should drop trou.) And then “the Twins” came rolling in … and then …

Worse; mistletoe belt buckle.

Coincidentally, these are the only two guests that can pucker up!

He always seems to butt in.

That’s Lisa Looselips.

Kiss my…

Be very careful what you feed him….

A whole new vision of kissing A$$‼️

The Potato family has their yearly Christmas party!

Pucker up buttercup, here comes the life of the party.

He’ll probably want a kiss after the party, too (i.e. “Goodbye!”)

Funny

He’s walking in bass ackward

Have the Nose answer the door and see what color he turns…

When the butt gets drunk and starts streaking, the nose better stay away… no one likes a brown-noser.

Makes one think of one of the greatest linebackers of all time…

Boscolinguis!!!

If the nose gets under the mistletoe with the pants, you’d have a brown-noser.

How much you want to bet the minute he gets in the door he’ll make some kind of crack?

To be the butt of every joke

Just tell him to butt out.

Quick! Hide in the arm pit.

Who invited this @ss?

he’s a great party guest ‘cause he’s so cheeky…

Makes me think of that old party song about leprosy that was sung to the tune of the tango “Jealousy”: “Leprosy! There are pieces falling off of me. Each time I fidget, I lose a digit. There goes my finger. It will not linger”, etc.

For starters, the feet are ass-backwards. Secondly, it appears to be be an Eyes, Ears, Nose, and Throat gathering and here comes this a-hole, trying to butt in.

Funny how the feet are back to front