That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 08, 2022

Carl was not embarrassed at all by his man boobs!

“It’s true when they say the right one is higher than the left one.”

What hair?

I thought it was a guy at first, until I lowered my eyes a bit.

/// She held her head perfectly angled,

unobscured by her hair, short and tangled.

Checked the lighting out first,

kept her lips slightly pursed,

and stared into her mirror (gold spangled).

/// In her Vanitas she is perfection.

She no longer sought out her reflection

in a man’s loving eyes,

for she came to despise

his desire she accept his erėction.

/// By her own image she is enslaved.

(Before selfies, face could not be saved.)

When she looks in the glass

her expression says “class.”

In her memory it’s been engraved.

Shaved the pits too, it looks like.

Lorelei wanted to cause a sensation at the Media Awards. But would the neckline of this gown be considered too low-cut?

The original didn’t have the “you might have misspelled this word” squiggly lines in it … https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/09/05

“Mirror, mirror I hold in my hands / Have not I nice mammary glands?”

And my rosebud standout nipples / Would stiffen dangling participles

A touch upon them opens a flower / In my nether floral bower

That’s Mama’s knock upon the door / Later I will adore me more!”

The way things are today this could be a painting from 2022.

Even tho’ she was not a man, Evelyn still looked forward to looking at a nice set of titz at the end of the day!

Why the devil would anyone care/

What the goddess has done to her hair?/

Time will quickly repair/

The damage done there../

The focus is clearly elsewhere !

Making sure that the ‘the girls’ were ready for business.

How is it we endlessly stare/

At that pleasantly perky pair/

As though unaware/

That “her eyes are up there” ?

It really seems rather unfair..

Darn it, the surgeon promised me they would be the same size and equally perky!

Bob, aka Roberta, was very pleased with the silicone implants, the facelift, and the other bits and pieces of cosmetic surgery but wasn’t too sure about Mr. Kenneth’s hairstyling effort. Did this butch/bïtch look really say, “Hey sailor, new in town … "?

She seems to be much impressed/

With the size and the shape of each breast../

But the breasts are her own/

Which is why she’s alone/

By popular request.

Medusa, checking her new wig: “Gee, I guess it IS the snakes that turn people to stone!”

She wondered why nobody cared/

For the beautiful breasts she had bared./

She ought to have known/

That they need to be shown/

Because breasts are meant to be shared .

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Vanitas wondering whether the he-him or she-her terms would be more suitable on her facebook page.

She’s probably had a lot of company since the pandemic began.

“With my hair short like this I shouldn’t have any trouble fooling them into thinking I’m a guy.”

Vanitas (Vanity) or The Mirror: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings by Léon Perrault" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Vanitas, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #672 (9/17/11) (December 7, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here (6 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat, and 2 repeats of another work), the September 5, 2012, strip being its first use (the 14 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative). The February 10, 2015, strip is the prior non-repeat by him.

George, after the “operation” sees the woman, he always wanted to be.

For Friday: “its the thinnest of Résumés/

And there isn’t a word of praise/

But you’ll work for a pittance/

(The paltriest remittance)/

So we’ll try you for just a few days..”

Mirror, Mirror in my hand

Who is the fairest in this land?