Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 22, 2022

I (emphasis on “I”) would’ve thought jail prisoner.

My Fellow Americans: In the Old Country ‘fancy dress’ is like a costume ball.

hmmm for once my thoughts coincide with Andy’s (in the wrong direction of course)

Looks like what you wore the last time you were locked up Andy!

Or just as a zebra.

She definitely should have chosen vertical stripes.

She’s been locked up with Andy for how long? Sixty-five years…….

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , the way our hero Mr Andrew Capp always manages to put his foot in it is classic ;o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? ours should be slightly busy , but we will cope I hope’ we both are in a good mood with no shopping or errands to run , we are staying inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s raining outside ,and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street Keep safe and thanks for caring young lady

She has had her hair done— it looks good.

Ol Andy likes to start from the top of the hill doesn’t he?

Andy suffers from a serious case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Are they going to sing “Jailhouse Rock” now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk

No, Florrie..; horizonal stripes make one appear a bit ‘stocky’….

I thought she was going as an prison inmate/convict

Andy doesn’t seem too fond of Flo’s stripes, nor would he be happy if Flo strips.

. . . or prison.

I have to say that the Christmas Capp cartoons this week are a pleasant surprise and certainly a departure from the norm. They’ve been funny and well-drawn and a good fit with the holiday season.

When did Flo go blonde?

Orrrr. perhaps a felonious fashion femme???

Actually I think Andy was easy on her, there’s so many less flattering things he could have said.

Horizontal stripes!! EEK she looks even wider!

Get Andy a shirt and pair of pants like that flo ,he’d fit right in with the jail inmates!!!

She looks like a prison inmate.

Funny Mr Capp!

That is a Halloween joke!

Andy said that and he hadn’t had his pint yet

Sorry but Flo really does own some awful dresses.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Well I’ve decided to go to bingo again tomorrow. One more chance of winning before the New Year. Wish me Luck!

A birthday card arrived for me today from my Auntie. It’s not the same Auntie who I used to visit every 2 weeks. This is my Dad’s sister and has recently had a birthday herself on the 19th. I love getting birthday cards late. The reason for the lateness was probably because of the Royal Mail strike here in the UK.

I’m enjoying a lovely Chicken Vindaloo curry with egg fried rice at the moment.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

She just wants to fit in when Andy gets tossed in the ol’ slammer for being drunk in public again.

Thank you

That must be a formal prison gown for women inmates. It’s missing the striped cap!

I see I’m not the only one who thought that Flo’s dress made her look like a convict.