Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 27, 2022

Tell Negatina that she doesn’t have lumpy gravy for brains.

So does she briefly abandon the bit when praised?XD

Nice to meet you, Negatina.

It often helps to judge how smart something is, by judging how stupid it’s polar opposite is.

I hope we also get to meet Negatina’s sister Positina. I can imagine how their discussion go.

We’re getting a lot of unicorns lately. Not sure i’ll like Negatina here, but I do guarantee this will be good for some laughs.

She always says “Neigh, I say”!

M: I came here for a good argument!.

O: AH, no you didn’t, you came here for an argument!.

M: An argument isn’t just contradiction..

O: Well! it CAN be!.

M: No it can’t!.

M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition..

O: No it isn’t!.

M: Yes it is! ’tisn’t just contradiction..

O: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position!.

M: Yes but it isn’t just saying ‘no it isn’t’..

O: Yes it is!.

M: No it isn’t!

Negatina is a neigh-sayer.

Are we vexed yet?

The name is dull anyway. Should be called “Neigh-Sayer”

She should meet Constance Contraire.

That won’t get old fast.

“This is not an argument. It’s a contradiction.”

The Negator Paradox.

She is Nega-annoying.

After her second denial, I would have asked her what her name is. I’m curious whether she’d provide a different one or contradict her own denial.

Are you a little jealous Marigold? Negatina is a very pretty unicorn.

GASP!! a unicorn Dakota!!.

She even has her eye style

Negatina, you should stay here and keep talking.

Negatina no am Bizzaro of unicorns! Me hate to meet her.

HOORAY, a new unicorn!