The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 28, 2022

Don’t give the crowda bum steer Lawrence…

That’s bull.

Gazoontight.

Is it Hayku Night for the Haykows?

Straw and hay aren’t the same kinds of grass.

Lunch and dinner too

Next on stage: the Chippenbulls!

It’s a “Hai-moo”.

Good one!

Groovy

…and they herd it from the bull’s mouth!

Yes, hay is more than just grass.

LOL

This is one of the finest performances that the audience has herd. They each gave it ‘four hooves up’.

Hay Hay Hay, it’s Fat Cowbert.

Chew your cud elsewhere, please!

I wondered where Beat Nick Bossie had been all these years.

I grow big and fat

Farmer smiles…It is time now

Off to become beef

Scott made a haiku. He should do this more often. But thanks for this one.

Not too far off from The Far Side’s classic “Cow poetry”.

As a former farmer can I be pedantic and point out that cows don’t eat straw, they eat hay. A big difference. Look it up. But a nice poem.

Mad cow afflicts me/It’s too much, Argyle Sweater/I’ll channel Far Side.

I don’t associate haikus with poets dressed as beatniks. (Does the audience snap their hooves?)

Clever comic today hayku!

Cows with poems.

That was moooo-tiful. I would call BS. BUT, until the cow has et, she can’t make a sh*t. Thank Moo!

Poor poor Timothy!

The Beef Generation

A bovine beatnik

From Google: Straw is a stalk, usually a waste product of wheat, that’s used as bedding for barnyard animals. Hay—typically alfalfa or a grass—is used as animal feed.

Hey bull, you were supposed to be sleeping on the straw, not eating it!

Dry grass churns in gut

Udders bloat, life begets life

Milk for my Froot Loops

na na na na, hay hay hay, goodbye…

Very mooving.

Only problem? None of them can snap!!!

How scarecrows greet each other? Hay man!