Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 29, 2022

Do it gently, Horace—you don’t want to hurt its feelings.

And you also have the radio playing “The Heat Is On”

And/or get your house better insulated.

It’s cold and snowing and gray outside. Winter weather has settled in here in northernmost Maine. I’m glad to have a nice warm house, but it would be nice to see some sunshine soon.

Naa, the plants love it…!

Even better, get more insulation with a high R-factor.

Nah.. just a hot flash >D

Why.. think of all the snow you don’t have to shovel.

Is it hot in there or is it me?

Maybe he is growing too many lotus flowers. This amazing plant can put out 1 watt of heat from chemical sources for several days. It is revered in Tibet because it “miraculously” melts the snow around it.

An alternative explanation would be that the recent earthquake activated all those chemical hand-warmers Horace had been hoarding.

I think I’ll have to switch back to shaving with Occam’s Razors – “keep it simple, keep it smooth”. :)

Better yet, install insulation.

I don’t think Horace needs any housewarming gifts.

Or just keep it right where it is

Hahaha! Anything to get out of a Finnish winter!

Not warm enough yet,. The snow needs to be farther from the house. Turn the heat up a notch

As long as you have an inexhaustible supply of energy you are fine.