That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 19, 2022

“Yes, sir, from the air. That’s what the ‘A’ in RAF stands for.”

/// Every top Nazi target’s been tracked,

but we can’t let them all be attacked.

We in Bomber Command

mustn’t thus tip our hand

to the Krauts that Enigma’s been cracked.

“Come on men, it shouldn’t be so hard to figure out what gifts to get our wives.”

Yes, sir. This map shows that we can hit every Starbucks at the same time, just give the command.

Solving today’s Wordle.

Santa is approaching the British Isles from the north. Germany is way over here to the right. The Yanks are way over on the other side. No Sir. We can’t see Rudolph on our radar!

You can see our coverage is far better than your wireless carrier!

I’m famished. Let’s continue this top secret briefing at the Mar-a-Lago club house.

Okay, what’s six across?

And that gentleman, I think is how you find the g spot.

They’re checking the general’s list/

To be sure that there’s nothing they missed-/

The boss is demanding/

That no stone be left standing/

Before they may cease and desist..///

The enemy’s will to resist/

Will succumb to the iron fist/

And it only seems right/

Since they started the fight/

When at Munich, their a$$e$ were kissed.///

Final match of the World Tic-Tac-Toe Championship

After decades of study, trial, and error, the men of Women’s Research Orchestrated by Neanderlithic Guys (W.R.O.N.G.) believed they finally understood women. They were, of course, wrong.

Walt Disney showing some of his best suggestions for nose art

Sir Arthur is not pleased. You went to Starbucks and did not bring one back for him.

“You type, Control, Alt, Delete to reboot.”

A Mohawk? A general with a Mohawk? Which college team is he rooting for?

He sunk my Battleship!

“Blast it! These bloody Pizza Hut menus are getting harder and harder to decipher!”

Admiral Peduncle approves the centerfold for the new Navy calendar.

“Blast! You’ve sunk my battleship!”

C’mon, Waldos in there somewhere.

“No, you turn left at Albuquerque!”

Operations Room Conference, Bomber Command, October 1943: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Herbert Arnould Olivier" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string October, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3046 (December 19, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

“I believe the ladies of the night can be found here, sir.”

“Sir, if you connect these two dots, I think you’ll get a picture of a horsy.”

Have you guys seen the YouTube videos of alternate history? This one reminds me of the one where he explains how Rick rolling was banned as a war crime after WW1.

“The bogie originating from The North Pole has been neutralize, sir.”

The RAF was able to acquire Santa’s list. To their dismay, none of them were on the list – the real cause of WWII.

gentlemen, we need to get more notice, so let’s bomb them and say it was a accident.

Or get one from this list, which comes with salad and a side.

the boys working overtime on biff’s bachelor party plans…