Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 03, 2023

Maybe that’s because the more than three seconds stretches into minutes.

One time I was two weeks old altogether. That cup has been about soccer? I would see little news things about the cup on Apple News and kept thinking it was about tennis.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

So did that one-week-only British Kentucky Fried Chicken become a regular pub again?

Couldn’t they leave the KFC open through Christmas for the Japanese in London?

I was not one of the 5 billion. I had more important & interesting things to do like watching paint dry.

3 seconds? That is not true!

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.

How would a mobile go with 56k dial up internet?

A police officer called the station on his radio.

“I have an interesting case here. An old lady ha just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she’d just mopped”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“Not yet. The floor’s still wet”

Because of the chocolate settling on the bottom, mine is often a whorled cup.

Take care, may merry homonym enthusiast Mary “Plus I’m Married” Mareord be with you, and gesundheit.

World Cup some of the best soccer ever played. Best part – no travel, just to the couch and turn on the big screen TV, beverage and snacks — ready to watch!

What happened to the 2 most prominent posters to this strip? I stopped reading comments here for awhile and it’s like they’ve been erased.

But due to a COVID lockdown, I couldn’t get it delivered.

When the lockdown was finally lifted, I made my usual order of an 8-piece bucket—extra crispy, with a side order of mashed potatoes and gravy.

I waited by the door for 5 minutes…10 minutes…15 minutes… After 20 minutes, I saw a man pull up into my driveway with my glorious bucket of KFC.

I couldn’t wait any longer. I opened the door wearing a huge smile on my face, and ran up to the driver to give him a gigantic hug.

The driver looked at me in horror, backing away slowly, stammering “Isolate…isolate! ISOLATE!!!”

Surprised, I looked at my watch.

“Naw man, you early!”

turn on the big screen TV, beverage and snacks — ready to watch! – fall asleep.

I didn’t read today’s RBION because it took 4 seconds to load.

Oh, this strip will surely upset the football association way out!!

A “pub,” with fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and warm beer?

More than 5 billion people watched the World Cup … and not a one of them was an American citizen.

I don’t want to waste 3 seconds.

I wasn’t one of the five billion. I don’t watch pro sports.

College – that’s a different story!

Five billion, huh? I wonder what happened?

What’s this “World’s Cup”, some kind of athletic protection for the planet? ;-p

what did the kfc pub serve? greasy beer…?