F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 28, 2022

yeah – use parachutes next time

You two better find a different way to make sleep. Before the both of you are hauled off to jail for child endangerment.

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall — updated.

Yup, let go of the strings!

These are professional. Don’t try this at home.

I thought this was the Age of Drones…?

Love to see the launch.

Try a green screen.

I think a shot of whiskey and a Benadryl would do it.

They should patent this idea before ’Hammock’er Schlemmer gets a hold of it.

I heard Ben Franklin did this for his kids after it worked so well with his key.

Meanwhile, the DCFS hotline has been flooded with calls.

they couldn’t get her to nap so they decided to take a flyer…

Good thing Charlie Brown never had this problem!

Try NOT following all the modern parenting crap

Try stop following all the modern parenting cr@p