Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 21, 2022

I’ll take “Waking Up In the Middle of Your UV-section” for $500, Alex.

As his uvula approached her vulva he caught the scent of velvetta, so he got back in his Volvo.

Wait up Doc. I just had a revelation, to the moon Alice, to the moon, w/cheese dip!

“Actually, I’m a gynecologist, this is my lunch hour…”

At this time, I have no comment.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/VU_Meter.jpg

Now I’m feeling both vulgar and vulnerable.

Teresa had me with velvetta. She wouldn’t loan me her special dictionary.

The meter says nothing is going on, but we know better!

Looks like a horny tree?

This is an awful cheesy strip today!

I heard Velvetta is making a comeback!

If anyone wants the recipe, just write to:

Oona Goosepimple Velvetta

Uvula, Utah, 69000

Glad to see the scribbles making a scratching, scrawling, and squiggling start to year # seventeen … and on the shortest day to boot …!

( that’s all I’ve jot [sic] )

Dip into another cheesy strip.

Somebody start the stopwatch! Someone (or something) is getting away with free feelie weelies.

Is that Al V. O’Lie

VOILÀ! V for victory!

Isn’t that Velveeta? Maybe it’s different in Froglandia.

The perfect beginning to year 17. If 16 was Sweet 16, what are we going to call 17? Velveeta 17?

No double dipping.

I have no idea what is going on here, but my intuition is that it can’t be all good.

Especially the “Velvetta” (which probably refers to the cheese-like product known as Velveeta)….