Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 02, 2023

Let’s hope this kid shoots more accurately with his left hand.

Who is the coach?

The team is learning how to handle two balls.

AND another thing gentlemen in all reality attached to your arms are roamin hands with Russian fingers . The girls at Milford are learning how to disarm you .Just keep this in mind.

P1 It is confirmed: Toby indeed has a pair of balls.

Is a rainbow kick legal in basketball?

Anyone ever shoot simultaeously with both arms and swish em both? Six point play? Or eight if both arms are fouled?

We’re supposed to believe that Tobe, a "trans"fer student whose mother wanted Gil to take care of, is a multi-sport athlete now? I can’t wait until the VT game when they nails a three-pointer to win the game. Or not.

With a follow through like that, there’s no where that ball going anywhere near the net.

He said, “ going down”, uh huh huh uh huh.

Did anyone, ever,… follow through by pushing their hand to the side?

Wait…..is the coach allowed to say “God” in the school? Won’t the students be offended? Class-action lawsuit coming as one more in the plethora of story arcs.

P-1.5: Now, put down those balls. I’m over here!

P-2.5 Yep, checking out the guys in the showers

P-3.5 I’m sorry, that would violate good manners

P3- To keep the kids engaged, Gil had a Pop-A-Shot goal installed. Wasn’t Cami Ochoa an underclassman two years ago and now she coaches kids who could be her peers? Did she obtain an accelerated college degree from Ronco? Acme? Sears?

Shouldn’t the response be: Yes Coach!!

So, umm… just to win ONE game?

If Milford’s two-point conversion had succeeded, neither Toby nor this other kid would have gone out for basketball.

So, you can just walk on to the varsity team at Milford? Without having been on the JV team or playing Club ball??

There’s a budget crisis and this kid is just chucking basketballs out the window? And speaking of chucking, chuck whatever you’re currently doing and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1- Cameo artist today, Escher.

In panel 2 is “Tobe” short for “Tobias” or is this a weird way to spell Toby/Tobi now Tobe? Maybe Toebee?

God gave males p*n***s and females v*g***s too, but that doesn’t stop some from pretending otherwise.

Penn State with the wing-T in the Rose Bowl. Their coach must read GT for pointers… hoohoohooooo