The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 04, 2023

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sock dancing on linoleum. How long before it’s on ESPN?

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You want him to stop?! He might shine your whole floor.

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    M2MM  about 2 years ago

    Furniture polish makes a floor dangerously slippery. (I found out inadvertently…. :P)

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    unfair.de  about 2 years ago

    There’s obviously no carpet on the floor. I love hardwood, like we did here, but with kids I’d probably top that with vinyl or laminate flooring until their awkward years passed by.

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    david_42  about 2 years ago

    Our house has red oak flooring and some of it was torn up during water remediation. It took months of calling around before I found someone who could repair the damaged section and refinish the whole floor. It took the guy nine days, plus another month to air the house out before the finish was completely cured.

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    rhpii  about 2 years ago

    As a kid I used to run and slide on the wood floors after they were waxed. Until one day I slid across a large splinter and drove it into my foot several inches.

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    Just-me  about 2 years ago

    He might have a future as a figure skater.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 2 years ago

    What a great idea!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    You’re lucky, Eddie, your Mom’s gonna let this one slide.

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    car2ner  about 2 years ago

    she probably looked in the closet and wondered why the new can of Pledge was so empty so soon.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Maybe he’s listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mOnyf3BXBM

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My grandmother used to wax the wooden floor once a year and have her kids slide on it to help shine it up. My mom, a kid at the time, got really going with it, nice and fast, and—right through a window. Oops.

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    Judeeye Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m sixty and live in Florida. It’s rarely cold enough for socks but when I put a pair on I slide around all day. ☺️

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