I stopped cooking and exercising around 10 years ago. My cholesterol went from 6.8 to 4.8 and artery blockage from 2 percent to approx 25 percent, weight stayed about the same 85kgs. My diet is eat what I want when I want if I want.
The donut diet only works if you avoid eating the holes in the donuts. Some bakers are real mean and leave the holes in! And even fill it with fatty cream fillings!
That may be a great menu in Heaven but here on earth it’s a menu only designed to get you to your death sooner. Brutus loves you more than you know and doesn’t want you dying one day sooner than you are supposed to. Enjoy t sweets but as part of a balanced diet….
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
The diet starting on Sunday evening and stop on Monday morning could works too.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s my kind of diet. I guess comic characters don’t have trouble with blood sugar and triglycerides.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
And the root of diet is die.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
see food diet
Its just me over 1 year ago
I stopped cooking and exercising around 10 years ago. My cholesterol went from 6.8 to 4.8 and artery blockage from 2 percent to approx 25 percent, weight stayed about the same 85kgs. My diet is eat what I want when I want if I want.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
You only live once, so eat all you like until until you drop dead.
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
If you are not having trouble staying on it, then you are not on a diet.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
My diet has 2 built in cheat days a week, I can eat what I want and not feel guilty about it. I do make up for it on my salad days though.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
The old “See food” diet still works.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I watch what I eat. I see every bite as I consume it…ba da bump bump
dcdete. over 1 year ago
The donut diet only works if you avoid eating the holes in the donuts. Some bakers are real mean and leave the holes in! And even fill it with fatty cream fillings!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 1 year ago
I like it!
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago
a resolution one can keep…
ladykat over 1 year ago
I eat what I feel like eating when I feel like eating it.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
That may be a great menu in Heaven but here on earth it’s a menu only designed to get you to your death sooner. Brutus loves you more than you know and doesn’t want you dying one day sooner than you are supposed to. Enjoy t sweets but as part of a balanced diet….
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 1 year ago
Consistency is the key to success! :)
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good ole Gladys Thornapple, with thinking like that Weight Watchers will never go out of business, nor will Ponca Tent and Canvas.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Magic thinking seems to make many people happy.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The foods that stick to your hand,and to the plate, are often the easiest ones to stick to.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Ahhh, yes. The “see food” diet.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
In reply she gets the Brutus “I’m confused look”!
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Drinking man diet.
KEA over 1 year ago
diet ≠ weight loss, it just implies a certain amount of food regimen
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
You gotta go with what works for you.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brutus’ look in the last panel tells me that whatever is running through his mind is going to stay there. Wise choice
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Brutus, if Gladys does stay on that diet, you are going to have a lot more wife to deal with in the near future.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
BTW Gladys should avoid the doctor in Pearls Before Swine today.
Lola85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’d love to live in an alternative universe in which carbs and sugar are considered to be good for us.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
my motto is, when in doubt, apply ice cream…
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
Gladys never said anything about losing weight…just that she found a new “diet.”
T... over 1 year ago
So Gladys what’s for dinner…
Chris over 1 year ago
well, at least you enjoy the food you’re eating. :}