Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 10, 2023

So who inherited Howard’s Disney stocks 31 years after her passing?

I had 192,776 shares of Disney stock once.May Cthulhu be with you as He is with me.

If rodents get sick or have a mouth injury and can’t eat properly, their teeth overgrowing can actually be a pretty serious risk to their health, since not only does it interfere with their feeding, but the teeth can grow into the roof of their mouth and get infected.

No mosquitoes but a couple of large mice running around the park!

Hew Gweedo, I had some posts disappear on yesterday’s page. Please let me know if you OR ANYBODY can see this. If I’ve been booted off here I can’t imagine what I’ve done to deserve it other than expressing my thoughts about others being taken off. I’ve not directed a negative comment towards any one specific person. I have told others I miss them or replied to/liked a comment or reply.

A squirrel decided to gnaw on my leg when I told him I didn’t have any peanuts.

A large semiaquatic rodent with webbed hind feet and a broad flat tail walks into a bar carrying a hammer and screwdriver.

He starts working on various wobbly bar stools, wonky tables, stuck doors, sagging rails and so on, fixing misalignments and straightening everything up, all the while humming and singing under his breath.

After several minutes of careful work to get everything straight and level he finishes up, takes one last look around, flicks his tail over his shoulder and leaves the taproom.

A man at the bar has been watching the whole time and turns to the barman in amazement. “I’ve never seen anything like that before,” he says. “Who was that?”

“Surprised you never heard of him,” answered the barman. “That was Adjustin’ Beaver.”

Just why do we shout about our footwear at small animals and even children who annoy us? Yelling “shoe” is the silliest thing to say to… oh, you said shoo. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella, it’ll be a nice day I’m sure

Take care, may failed stock market investor Marvin “They Said Something About Cornering The Market On Steam Back In The Day But I Couldn’t Find Any That Would Hold Still” Mittellosord be with you, and gesundheit.

“Mosquito Surveillance Program?” Is this for real? So how does it work?

Something that has not been mentioned; we used to roast and joke on Alley Oop and the artist shut all comments off.

Number 2, I have been on this site and Comics.com, before GoComics for more than 10 years, and there was a thumbs down. So as a creative person you could see if you were a “CB blockhead” or not.

Number 3, there is a new GoComics site coming in the fall 2023, maybe there will be more flexibility for people to block individuals, per person, instead of making a person MIA everywhere.

1.)Walt gave stock as a gift because he hogged all the Christmas Cookies for himself.

2.)All the mosquitos moved over to LILO AND STITCH.

Disney World prevents standing water from collecting as well as using liquid garlic as a repellent.

HOLLYWOOD CHUCKLE

In THE WIZARD OF OZ,Bert Lahr’s Cowardly Lion kept tripping over his tail—-so it was held up off-camera by a fishing rod and reel.

I wouldn’t give 2 cents for Disney Stock now – an immoral and woke cesspool of new movies and series.

Uncertain how observing mosquitoes prevents them from entering Disneyland, tiny laser cannons are a better deterrent.

The entrance fees alone would stop most mosquitos.

I’ve noticed the absence of mosquitos at Disney World and always wondered what crazy chemicals they use to eradicate them from the park…

M-I-C! K-E-Y! R-A-T! Mickey Rat!

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.

When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset.“What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked.“I had to slap his face three times!”“You mean he got fresh?”..“No,” she answered. “I thought he was dead!”

Birdman out.

Does Disney World also have an Alligator Surveillance Program" also?

Those rodents are just plain gnaw-ty !

I don’t know how Mosquito Surveillance is done. Maybe when the surveyors see some mosquitoes congregating, they call a SWAT team. (My apologies if someone already said something similar and I didn’t see it. My apologies also for posting such a groaner, lol).

Tuco I can’t see you on Ripleys but I found your profile and can see your posts there. I guess they put you in time out with several others because some whiney putz tattled on you for something you said. You can type it and hit comment but it won’t show up here for us to see. I just typed Tuco profile GoComics and your profile popped up and I could see your comments. YOU ARE MISSED!