FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 23, 2023

Peter’s hair will grow back & Peter himself will go back (assuming Suzanne is there next time).

Back in 2020, I started cutting my own hair, and there were a few times where I trimmed it shorter and shorter to correct mistakes, and ended up just shaving it all clean off.

“You Can Leave Your Hat On” (Joe Cocker)

What does the other ear look like?

It’ll grow out

Good thing he has the hat.

Peter looks really evil especially with the haircut in the last panel. Scary!

Better not show your mom that. She’ll go totally ballistic!

Good thing he always wears that hat.

so…how will he explain it to Denise?

As a young adult, a pretty young lady barber told me, “You got such fine hair.” She was being factual as it was thin. I took it as a compliment. >facepalm<

He’s delirious from loss of blood!

He should have got something as an apology.

A haircut? Looks like he had brain surgery

Ah, to be young enough to find such casual and impersonal contact with an attractive titillating.

Actually, I don’t miss it at all.

Keep your hat on, Peter.

All of the guys at school are going to want that new style too.

With hair and an ear like that, Peter would fit in great in my high school wrestling team.

I used to know a fitness model, and one time I met a real-life pornstar. Their faces are recognizable if you follow such things, but they generally wear A LOT more clothing in real life than the pictures they’re famous for.

i wonder how much he’ll like it when his friends at school start commenting on his new look.

My Dad used to take me to a Barber College for my haircuts, they were like about 25 cents. I wore a flat top. It hard to mess that one up, but it can happen.

Half Price?! Peter, you got cheated.