Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 05, 2023

I was wondering how he could possibly trust Norman with his car, and then I remembered…My Dad let me drive his.

Keys in the fridge. Isn’t that a classic sign of dementia?

Too bad Harry Chapin isn’t around to read this.

Who really keeps gloves in the glove compartment of their vehicle?

My wife has the ability to find anything, all she has to do is ask me if I’ve seen it. Next place she looks, “Bingo!”

Is this the first time Norm has ever needed a trash bag?

Why would Norm want trash bags?

Birds of a feather.

They’re on the bottom shelf between the turkey and the key lime pie.

She hides things in the laundry because she knows they won’t go there.

I left my glasses in the refrigerator once.

(As I’ve seen online … )

“Some days I amaze myself.

Other days, I leave my keys in the fridge."

Problem is lately it is hard to find 13 gallon trash bags for kitchen which do not have flaps or “pull strings”. Found some at a “dollar store” and bought a LOT of them.