Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 10, 2023

Even Ralph wouldn’t want one of those bagels.

oh look guys … they’re using mine!!!

Sweepings

My keyboard is like that too.

Whenever you order anything with everything on it, it’s good to know what everything means to those who are putting everything on it.

If I go into a bagel place, ask for an onion bagel, and they say, “we don’t have those, but we do have everything bagels”, I know that they’re not really serious about bagels.

Aww nuts. Now I’m gonna think about that. Sigh.

Mmmmmm! Keyboard leavin’s on my bagel!

(…and an “ewwwwww” heard ‘round the world!)

Even Ralph is speechless trying not to ralph.

EW EW EW!

That’s why I eat plain bagels …..

Ew! Order more poppy seeds.

on a good day that would be lunch.

Specially when you know how they put the hole in them.

If you eat bagels while at the computer, this is basic recycling.

If an everything bagel has all the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

I’m not much of a bread person, but it sure smells good when it’s being made … the green kind too …!

Hysterical, Full belly laugh…

Lmao!

Every secret recipe has its key ingredient.

What’s the key ingredient in keys?

Ewww! (☉｡☉)!