Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 13, 2023

If Godzilla destroys the city. Whos gonna read your book honey ?

Can you destroy Washington D.C. next?

It is going to be hard going up against Prince Harry.

secrecy is of the essence

Full confession of your plans under oath.

Why should he care whether it’s becoming public? As soon as he starts it’ll be obvious anyway.

Is she related to Bob Woodward.

It’ll be a monstrosity of a hit

I think maybe that people already suspect something like that. After all, you do have a reputation. I won’t tell anyone you’re here, but I think someone may have noticed your presence.

Seems everyone writes books these days! Whine and tell….BORING‼️

See today’s “Real Life Adventures”.

What? Tokyo wasn’t enough for you, or did you get bored destroying it so often? While on leave in Tokyo years ago my buddies and I decided to pay for one of the walking tours. A very nice young lady who was our guide downtown noticed that I kept apprehensively looking skyward. When she asked what I was looking for I jokingly replied “Godzilla”. It took 10 minutes for her to calm her laughing and catch her breath. I asked her if no one had ever said that before and she said no and started cracking up all over again. I’m pretty sure she never stopped telling that story to friends and family.

Mr Whamond, does the reporter have her own mutant back story as she as tall as a water tower? Average water towers on roofs are 12 feet and a twain is 12 feet and, where am I going with this?Anyhoo, await the next strip, mark my words

Ralph, run away! Save yourself!

Sad but true … in all “reality”, it’s a real tearjerker …!

( journal malpractice to make a buck )

Republican politicians concealed facts at Trump’s impeachment trials so they wouldn’t spoil their “tell all” books.