Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 21, 2023

So do we all.

It it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all

When she tries to snuggle up to hubby now, her arms aren’t long enough.

That phrase has a slightly different meaning for the ladies. Back when my daughter was a high school cheer leader, she related that the girls would spend a lot of time scheming how to crash, or get an invite to any party where the local pro hockey team was likely to be found. At least two of them found young, rich, hunky husbands.

Why are there only 16 squares in cartoon bingo? Unlike some cartoons, these people have five fingers, not four. So their bingo cards should have five rows and five columns.

Getting lucky means the Maalox is kicking in.

I think it still means the same….

It’s the beer for me. . . Lucky Lager

I thought boys/men get lucky.. girls/women might get a free meal

Dormitory days flashback?

But getting lucky at bingo has very little risk of STDs.

That was twenty years and seventy-five pounds ago

The same can said for the game, “Corn Hole”.