Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 09, 2023

He’s allergic to sunshine.

At least it didn’t pass through the other side.

“Prepare to melt early, Frosty.”

It’ll be okay, Frosty – I’m sure Wiz doesn’t carrot all.

Wiz should use a button for a nose like Frosty had.

Someone doesn’t like their vegetables. In this case there might be a root cause to the problem. It might even cause a tuber to develop.

Now that’s what you call giving someone an earful…….

Just as well the Wiz wasn’t bending over at the time.

Good snot… err, shot.

Okay, Wiz. Time to crank up the sno-cone machine.

Is this what they mean when they say “Stick it in your ear”?

That looks like it hurts.

Way to stick it to the wiz, did someone order a heatwave. Yip yip yip yip yip

Bullseye.

On the bright side, it looks like the Wiz is wearing a 1 karat ear ring. They’re pretty expensive.

Winter allergy? What makes you sneeze? Ice?

So that’s what a carrot sounds like.

Frosty the spearman.

Am I the only one who hears Jackie Vernon as the snowman?

I can’t hear you, I’ve got a carrot in my ear……

What’s he allergic to, Snow?

Maybe if they cut the greens off the carrot, it wouldn’t tickle so much!

Now, that’s funny!!

Don’t you just hate it when you blow your carrot off?

Ears one for you, Wiz.

Frosty Snowman, 007: Licensed to chill.

What a blow!

now i guess i have to tellum, i ain’t got no cerebellum