Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2023

That Ring doorbell video will go viral though…

“AA-RRRR! Hand over your FedEx, UPS & USPS packages!” – She’s in luck, the drivers are all running late as usual. (In my case they dropped it off next door in error)

Wait till they open that Amazon box with the exploding glitter bomb and a camera making video of it. Pirates in glitter will be a hit on todays internet.

She must have left a box of dirty cat litter….

Darn! – I vowed I wasn’t gonna smile today, all day, but this one made me chuckle…

Pretty cute, John! Thanks for the giggle this morning.

That is SO cute. It even looks like a real gag.

At least they’re on time unlike certain deliveries cough cough fedex…

At least she won’t drown….or will she?

Bleeb! Buddy! Ya messed up! You should be positioned at the edge of the pool by the end of the plank!!

Funny

Said, a shakedown

You know, you wanna kick it with your old friends

But everybody chillin’ on the front porch

How am I supposed to live?

- Stasik / Cummins / Bayliss

Just because their name is Nurtley,can’t blame the pirates.

I surprised Dalcon is not out there joining in the fun.

Just not the same without a shark in the pool.

“How much is that Bleeby in the window?”

They not only have porch pirates, they also have a Bleeb burglar.

I ordered something from The PCH one time and someone tore the bill off the top of the box and kept the box!

I sure wish that UPS, Fed-Ex and other delivery drivers would start ringing the doorbell on delivery, due of course to porch pirates.

Part of me likes this kind of humor but the other part is remembering that many people are truly victimized by such thieves too!

An Amazon Prime driver picked up a return from our home, but he “forgot” to return it. Now Amazon says we have to pay for it because there is record of it. It was over $600.

“Nurtleys”?

“Porch pirates”

Better or worse than Porch Pilates?