Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 24, 2023

CAT FIGHT!

Gil Thorp no longer makes sense.

On Wednesdays they wear pink.

P1 The one constant is Mopman’s brilliantly shiny floors.

P2 Arrrrrrrrgh! Don’t tell me pirate radio boy Duncan and his stuffed parrot are still roaming the MHS halls and that Keri wants to get her hooks into him.

P3 It’s the sea dogs versus the sea hags! GET RRRREEEADDDYYY TOOOO RUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLE!

Uh-oh, trouble brewing in the hallways. 10-1 Keri and the blonde bee-otch throw down. So a certain gentleman from Goshen told me.

P3: The claws come out.

Keri has a choice. Get medieval on best dressed Dorothy, or passive aggressive with a dash of nagging her into submission. Dorothy has be related to Tessie “The Tease” Thornton. Both are vain and persnickety strumpets. Of course, who am I kidding. Nothing usually happens in Milford.

What the hell is happening here?

Question of the day: What does Pajama Day have to do with school spirit? Oh, I know! The Mudlarks put you to sleep.

P-3: Too rude to comment.

Even their pajamas look dorky

Wait!! I got it!! It’s as if we could could send in a daily strip with some $, if it’s enough $, the strip goes into a pot, and each day they just pick one out and publish it!

Shoot, I thought we were going to learn today if a gentleman should offer a Tiparillo to a lady.

What does this even MEAN? Did someone pick random words out of a hat, and then figure out how to fit them together?

I think the point is they have no school spirit.

Mean girl Dorothy will soon need Home Ec to learn how to remove blood stains from designer PJs!

Portland Sea Dogs?

Doesn’t seem to smart to start mouthing off to the kid who beat the crap out of you. But since when have Milford students been thought of as smart? And speaking of smart, it would be smart of you to read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.

What fresh heck is this?

P1- “Okay, what day would that be?”

P2- Pandemic learning was a total failure as nobody wore a mask.

P3- Dorothy notices Keri’s rings are missing but then realizes she’s outnumbered by they, them and all y’all.

what no vape no scottsdale update or basketball score

Today’s comic brought to you by Spirit Halloween. Just four months late, or 8 months early…

Is Keri fond of pirate day because of her jolly-roger earrings?

Hmmmm—yesterday it was sea gods, today it’s sea dogs. Something subtle is going on here.