Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2023

When he sees double, he has twice the chance of a hit.

His aim is as bad as the men in the BC strip.

Only seeing one? “Oh, deer.”

Not drunk enough…

Fast reloader though, in more ways than one…….

Oh for a second there I thought the dear’s name was Miss Smooch Whiff!

Why is Rodney standing in front of the archer?

He needs 2 so he can aim between them. Better odds.

Aren’t deer game for the king only.

Like you would have hit the deer, Rod?

Don’t drink and hunt… Someone else is gonna get hit by an arrow.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chronic alcoholism-what a laff riot!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The deer will be happy to serve you.

By the time you get back, the deer (moose?) will be gone.

Run buck run‼️☺️

Evidently, Bung uses the shot gun technique, probably from his drunken state experience.

Looks like they took a horse and stuck antlers on it.

Should they even be hunting for the king’s deer?

“As many as they wuz, I ought o’ hit three or four.”

Like driving and seeing 3 white center lines going in different directions..

Why shot at one when you can shoot at two. Yip yip yip yip yip

The perfect drink for him to see two of them is Two-Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s.

They have a moose on the wall. He’ll probably shoot at (and miss) that one, too.