It all went “south” when South Dakota chose Pierre as its capital. The Kim dynasty had long wanted to name their capital something French, but disconsolately gave up after reviewing a map of the U.S.
Why South Dakota & North Korea don’t get along: For the exact same reason North Dakota gets along with South Dakota … now, what is the true meaning of life …?
Re: Blog. Bonzo Dog Band also famous for “I’m the Urban Spaceman” and a cover of “Monster Mash.” Yes, I have a couple of their albums. You don’t dare ask me about Sparks.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is he The Gashlycrumb Tinies Headmaster?
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
More Beer!
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
When mounds and almond Joy get together again…
A new Pope is born to the hood.
When teetor and taator weigh in the same and boxing or wrestling will refrain.
When both the long and short arm of the law can crack a case.
When Peter and Paul both have a working job so give and take is a shake and bake.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…you might as well ask why the bathmat factory and the bowling alley don’t get along…
…or Snap, Crackle and Yoda…
…it’s always a good girl gone bad named, Kathy…
… ALWAYS …
…because 15% -25% of all purchases are by men…
…that’s a lot of Sucrets…
… and the runs…
…ruin some…
…make some better…
…[punk, you know]…
…Eric Clapton is God…
…but the Beatles were bigger…
…and the Walrus was Paw…
…Ok, Little Joe…
…when I drink coffee…
…I drink alone…
…all by myself…
…they call me Deacon Belew…
…’Adrian! ’…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Negotiations broke down when they refused to add the Glorious Dear Leader to the Mt. Rushmore sculpture.
bxclent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
why can’t south dakota and north dakota become 1 dakota?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
It all went “south” when South Dakota chose Pierre as its capital. The Kim dynasty had long wanted to name their capital something French, but disconsolately gave up after reviewing a map of the U.S.
gigagrouch almost 2 years ago
Because of all the missile silos in South Dakota.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Why South Dakota & North Korea don’t get along: For the exact same reason North Dakota gets along with South Dakota … now, what is the true meaning of life …?
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Not enough Lutherans in N Korea.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Or is it the Missouri Synod vs. ALC vs. Evangelical schism?
UltraLameFest2 almost 2 years ago
Re: Blog. Bonzo Dog Band also famous for “I’m the Urban Spaceman” and a cover of “Monster Mash.” Yes, I have a couple of their albums. You don’t dare ask me about Sparks.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
There will be no peace until the Lame Spice flows freely to all. It really should be included in the Lamezon Prime package.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Kristi Noem vs, Kim Jong-un? (I’d pay to watch that)
Referee: “I want a clean fight. No heeling, rabbit punching, gouging, elbows, lacing, head butting or … discharge of thermonuclear weapons.”
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Why do you even bother to ask? It’s really quite simple!
North is north and South is south, and never the twain shall meet! Negotiate? Heck, they can’t even agree on the shape of a table….
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Closer to home, why can’t North Virginia and West Carolina get along?
Amanda El-Dweek creator almost 1 year ago
Right???