The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 28, 2023

she finally lost the last of the baby weight she gained with Wilberforce

I’m on adiet since last July, I lost 14 Kg. (42 pounds).

If she were to look behind her, she would find them.

And how many times has she lost those 2 pounds?

My wife comments on how long it takes to lose weight. I remind her that it took a while to gain the weight, it will take a while to lose it. Personally I ate a salad for dinner last week, ended up losing 4 pounds. One would think she would be as supportive of me as I am of her.

Better late than never!

The truth be know, she was on the diet for only 14 days of the 37.

It’s the loss that counts Gladys. That’s about 10 lbs a year. Better than a 10 gain.

Great, so in about 10 and a half years she’ll be completely gone.

sometimes ya just gotta get your wins when you can. :}

If I loose this one and two more, I’ll have lost 3 pounds

We made it 28 days into new year without the old battle axe. How peaceful it’s been.

Best way to lose weight is slowly. AND we just went through the Holiday Seasons.So, it’s a good start BUT she should do better over the post holiday period. Shoot for a pound a week and be happy with a pound every other week….(you got to encourage even small successes in weight loss efforts….)

Thirty-seven days and $740 for their mini meals plus $100 for the book.

Well, Brutus gained your two pounds…

Try to be encouraging Mom, even if it kills you. Consider she inherited her body from someone. Ahem

Every weight loss comes with the first pound. Somehow, I don’t think she will get much past two.

I checked out a book on speed-reading once. I returned it two years later.

That included a lot of cheat days so you’re doing pretty good.

It’s a slow process…………

14 + 2 = 37. (Sampson math)

In addition, math was never her strong suit…

Also, she lost 1.15625 ounces per day on average, very sensible weight loss plan, little by little, that way she would lose 422.03125 ounces in a year which is 26.376953125 lbs and then she starts looking for a lover…

i’ve found that if i diet i mainly lose brain cells…