With the straight bottom, those are speed skates. All they do is go straight, they don’t turn. Figure eights are impossible
I think there’s about to be a brief pause in the exercise routine.
Looks like a three leg dog, we have a three leg dog, really.
How about skating in circle until the ice breaks and you fall in the hole. (I saw Daffy Duck do it once.)
I can only imagine…
Are we sure he’s talking about skating figure eights?
Breed? A Sal-chow, of course.
He could still do a double axle.
In training for Olympic Speed Sniffing. Expedited peeing being an important component. Accuracy affects the scoring.
Skis for dogs???
I’m disappointed nobody is confessing to peeing figure eights when they were kids
My record for doing figure eights on ice is perfect — but wasn’t ever the conscious goal.
S-o-o-o=o If dog takes a run around that hydrant, will his owner have to change to the soprano section of the choir?
Fwiw it takes a lot of water to write my name
Brings a new meaning to Death of Guitar Pop’s song: DOGP Shuffle.
I once went skatejuring with a pair of huskies while on in-line roller skates—me not the dogs. We hit a down-hill hairpin curve. Right before it you could see the dogs looking at each other and saying: “crack the whip”.
But ‘leg hikes’ are allowed.
And this is why I live in the South!
New dance; skating the dog…
DUMB.
The deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
“I can’t see”
Soon to be added to the Iditarod as an alternative way to run the race.
Bottom line here is NOBODY remembers why it’s called “Figure Skating”.
A dog’s just gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!
February 16, 2022
eastern.woods.metal about 2 years ago
With the straight bottom, those are speed skates. All they do is go straight, they don’t turn. Figure eights are impossible
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think there’s about to be a brief pause in the exercise routine.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
Looks like a three leg dog, we have a three leg dog, really.
Mediatech about 2 years ago
How about skating in circle until the ice breaks and you fall in the hole. (I saw Daffy Duck do it once.)
lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago
I can only imagine…
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Are we sure he’s talking about skating figure eights?
dot-the-I about 2 years ago
Breed? A Sal-chow, of course.
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
He could still do a double axle.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
In training for Olympic Speed Sniffing. Expedited peeing being an important component. Accuracy affects the scoring.
paranormal about 2 years ago
Skis for dogs???
mindjob about 2 years ago
I’m disappointed nobody is confessing to peeing figure eights when they were kids
Who ya gonna call? about 2 years ago
My record for doing figure eights on ice is perfect — but wasn’t ever the conscious goal.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
S-o-o-o=o If dog takes a run around that hydrant, will his owner have to change to the soprano section of the choir?
kwardecke Premium Member about 2 years ago
Fwiw it takes a lot of water to write my name
face.less_b about 2 years ago
Brings a new meaning to Death of Guitar Pop’s song: DOGP Shuffle.
face.less_b about 2 years ago
I once went skatejuring with a pair of huskies while on in-line roller skates—me not the dogs. We hit a down-hill hairpin curve. Right before it you could see the dogs looking at each other and saying: “crack the whip”.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 years ago
But ‘leg hikes’ are allowed.
bngooby about 2 years ago
And this is why I live in the South!
T... about 2 years ago
New dance; skating the dog…
websterphreaky about 2 years ago
DUMB.
oish about 2 years ago
The deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
“I can’t see”
bakana about 2 years ago
Soon to be added to the Iditarod as an alternative way to run the race.
ewaldoh about 2 years ago
Bottom line here is NOBODY remembers why it’s called “Figure Skating”.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 years ago
A dog’s just gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!