The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2023

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Hey, that was a gut punch!!

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s conning you.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Like most colons, he is full of crap!

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ll be laughing all day over this.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    They could cut him down to size, but then he’d be a semicolon.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Odd things happen around inhalant anesthesia.

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Patient’s name – John Hurt.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    Colin the Colon calling!

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    He really is a smart as$ you might say!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Annnnnd nobody noticed he flat-lined.

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    TonysSon  almost 2 years ago

    A condescending colon won’t take sh*t from anyone.

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    paul  almost 2 years ago

    That’s what I call an irritable bowel.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Those hot wings he had yesterday were so good going in.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Verthy intesting, but shtoopid.

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    bigger Nate  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t worry its not all there it’s a semi-colon

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    After two resections, I can relate! LMAO‼️☺️

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    How timely, I am on my clear fluid diet, colonoscopy time is 2:30 today.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    If he didn’t (or wasn’t even planning to) before, now the doctor really wants to take him out.

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    CrimsonOne18  almost 2 years ago

    The puns are endless on this one!

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    basspro  almost 2 years ago

    I hope that’s his colon, if not he is blessed.

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    Had a condescending colon, so I had 18” removed. That fixed it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Now I know why people hate his guts!!

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like other things besides food inflames him. He certainly has a lot of bile!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    There’s so much creativity in the comics we see! THIS one comes from some very strange place in Scott’s imagination…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Quick – tap his funny bone!

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    colons can be really irritable

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When the colon speaks, you may not like to hear it.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    Cecum and you shall find it.

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    sinjinnc  almost 2 years ago

    Johnny Cash…”Ring of Fire”

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    Colon-ial humor.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A “condescending colon” can’t be a descending colon due to the customary stick-up-the-arse.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    With a mouth like that we gonna cut you out…

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    to deal with that colon requires intestinal fortitude…

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    Up Your's  almost 2 years ago

    To its credit, it does have a self defecating sense of humor.

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    BeakerFrodo  almost 2 years ago

    Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.

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