Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.
SHIVA about 2 years ago
Hey, that was a gut punch!!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s conning you.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Like most colons, he is full of crap!
angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’ll be laughing all day over this.
Bilan about 2 years ago
They could cut him down to size, but then he’d be a semicolon.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Odd things happen around inhalant anesthesia.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Patient’s name – John Hurt.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
Colin the Colon calling!
iggyman about 2 years ago
He really is a smart as$ you might say!
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
Annnnnd nobody noticed he flat-lined.
TonysSon about 2 years ago
A condescending colon won’t take sh*t from anyone.
paul about 2 years ago
That’s what I call an irritable bowel.
kingbrlee Premium Member about 2 years ago
Those hot wings he had yesterday were so good going in.
P51Strega about 2 years ago
Verthy intesting, but shtoopid.
bigger Nate about 2 years ago
Don’t worry its not all there it’s a semi-colon
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
After two resections, I can relate! LMAO‼️☺️
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
How timely, I am on my clear fluid diet, colonoscopy time is 2:30 today.
Doug K about 2 years ago
If he didn’t (or wasn’t even planning to) before, now the doctor really wants to take him out.
CrimsonOne18 about 2 years ago
The puns are endless on this one!
basspro about 2 years ago
I hope that’s his colon, if not he is blessed.
flemmingo about 2 years ago
Had a condescending colon, so I had 18” removed. That fixed it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Now I know why people hate his guts!!
uniquename about 2 years ago
Sounds like other things besides food inflames him. He certainly has a lot of bile!
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 2 years ago
There’s so much creativity in the comics we see! THIS one comes from some very strange place in Scott’s imagination…
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Quick – tap his funny bone!
KEA about 2 years ago
colons can be really irritable
Rick Smith Premium Member about 2 years ago
When the colon speaks, you may not like to hear it.
stamps about 2 years ago
Cecum and you shall find it.
sinjinnc about 2 years ago
Johnny Cash…”Ring of Fire”
Lablubber about 2 years ago
Colon-ial humor.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 years ago
A “condescending colon” can’t be a descending colon due to the customary stick-up-the-arse.
T... about 2 years ago
With a mouth like that we gonna cut you out…
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
to deal with that colon requires intestinal fortitude…
Up Your's about 2 years ago
To its credit, it does have a self defecating sense of humor.
BeakerFrodo about 2 years ago
Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.