Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 11, 2023

Plu-perfect answer to a tense question!

I would hate to see what future participles are like.

That’s also a thing, Sally.

Or Days of Future Past.

I don’t believe Sally is impressing anyone with her first grade vocabulary.

You gotta give credit to Sally. She’s overwhelmingly honest… even if it’s just her reality that counts.

Oh Sally! What’s the old saying? If we don’t remember our past [participles] we are CONDEMNED to repeat it.

I don’t want part of an iciple anyway. Give me the whole iciple!

Can’t we get past these participles?

Maybe she will meet our present day VP as a student and discuss word-salads.

When she gets older, and notices boys, I bet she’ll be obsessed with dangling participles.

Happy Peppermint Patty Day Everyone.

Must be fun to be sitting by yourself, Sally…as opposed to the arc your brother has gone through!

Saturday school, Sally?

Sally must be of higher intelligence to use “present-day” and be able to pronounce “participles” correctly. Her lack of interest in the past would imply she’s bored with school in general and might do better in an accelerated class. Also, her imaginative show-and-tell would also indicate a more developed brain.

From what I read online, a lot of people don’t, Sally.

I’m especially interested in subatomic participles.

Most of us still don’t care about them

Sally go to the Principals office right now…

She’s not fond of Latter Day Saints either. Prefers the present day ones.

Past particles must be ancient.

I would rather have a fulliciple than a participle.

I like my participles the way I like my berries: dangling.

…What?

If she keeps this up, she’ll wind up in the Participles office

This has been an education…

probably won’t watch a movie in black+white either

Well participle me…

What about them?

I’m just not gonna participlate in this conversation.

She could have stated, “I ain’t got no idea” what this stuff is. The teacher’s head explodes!

How about some high energy participles? Now that’s what I’m talking about! ;-p