Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 19, 2023

Always so clever.

Hmmm… I’d introduced him to the women’s softball pitcher that I know, but I have a feeling that he’d strike out with her.

“We couldn’t start a fire.”

I could fix him up with a bank teller friend of mine

on second thought, she prolly wouldn’t have any interest

Dating a geologist can be tricky/problematic: Although it can be gneiss, one often eventually feels like they are being taken for granite.

Super word play by Thaves and by commenters. Each a good laugh in the early a.m.

I told my sister I knew a sweet little guy named, Ernie

She said she won’t date someone who lives in a hollow tree

The contortionist broke it off…..

The refrigerator saleswoman was frigid.

I’ll introduce him to the herbalist I know, he just may be her cup of tea.

The proctologist was …. never mind.

A judge I know may appreciate how he metes out pun-ishment to all around.

podiatrist…? couldn’t get a leg up….!

Things with the gold miner didn’t pan out.

oh well… hairstylist…? cut it short….!

The seismologist – the earth didn’t shake.

The cook – too raw for her taste.

The weather lady was too stormy.

I used to work in a muffler shop, but I was exhausted all the time.

Sweet lady at the farmers market. “You carry too much emotional cabbage.”

I would set you up with that athletic trainer but it wouldn’t work out between you.

After the schoolmarm dumped him, he learned his lesson.

“What about the statistician.” “She said I wasn’t trendy enough”…

What about the teacher? She said I had no class.

The archaeologist didn’t dig me.

The optometrist just couldn’t see it.

I’ve often heard that puns are the lowest form of humor, to which my response has always been “Get down!”.

I wanted a roll in the hay but, she told me she got hay fever