Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 19, 2023

BREAKING: Spy balloon wreckage found in Alaska

I figured that would happen sooner or later.

It is SO difficult to get rebel scum off the bottom of your boot!

Darn spleens. They sticks to feets and not goes off!

Yuck.

Frozen matador poop?

The “Cheborneck” track from Cheech and Chong. Can’t repeat it here, but…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSBoeTDSoc

Grand Moff Tarkin promised to crush the Rebellion “with one swift stroke” but it actually took several steps.

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDE43AFPag

ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!

I hate when that happens. You always end up having to hose it down.

Stepped in stuff many a time on the route. Snow always helps because you can wipe it off there.

Unkind and ignominious ending for that particular Redshirt, who was in the wrong franchise.

Kinda edgy, but, it is Brewster Rockit after all…

Shouldn’t the Sound be more of a “Sploosh” than a Crunch?

I don’t get the joke.