Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 19, 2023

Women-splaining again

Just sit down and wait. Maybe she will step on it barefooted then you will know where it is. No point in trying to explain.

Arlo…..Wake Up! She’s not listening to you.

Pro tip from a guy who worked as a bench tech for 14 years: to find tiny dropped things, get a powerful flashlight and shine it horizontally across the floor while looking down on the area. The itty bitty thing will cast a much larger shadow. Obviously, the only hope of finding something like that on carpet is to walk barefoot on it, and even that is last ditch.

My last boss was teasing our instrument tech about replacing the vinyl tile with one that had pictures of tiny screws and springs on it….

That was great! 2 LOLs out of my comics this morning!

Getting old catches up with Arlo.

I think it’s precious how they fuss over each other . . . <3

Use acetaminophen instead of ibuprofen, Janis! That stuff is bad for the liver! <3

It’s nice to have your loving wife baby you once in a while.

Arlo, remember this for the next time she accuses you of not listening to her.

ROFL

There’s gotta be a “set screw” joke in here somewhere????

As Freud said, “Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar!”

Drag a magnet.

Or silver, like an earring.

Clock repairman here. Magnets help, but not on brass parts. He should have Janis look, for women are better at it.