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I used to work in a hardware store in a well to do area. We would get middle age ladies coming into the store asking for help with simple items. They got the house in the divorce but didn’t know how to do anything. They were finding out that a handyman will charge $100 just to show up. So, “Yes, I can show you how to change a toilet flapper.”
Totally ripped this one off from some comic somewhere:
My wife complained/whined: “We never go out anymore. I want you to take me out. I don’t care where, as long as its expensive”….So, i took her to the airport for a sandwich. (ta-da-dump!)
A friend from high school was telling us how she landed her husband. She was a loan officer in the bank, and in walks this nice looking man applying for a home loan. He asked her out, and in her words, “After looking over his divorce decree, loan application, and credit report, I said yes.” AFAIK they are still together.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 years ago
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http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/love-you-can-bank-on/
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C about 2 years ago
Will need your real body count first
sevaar777 about 2 years ago
The real reason many get married. Sorry, the myth of “the one” is just that.. a myth.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 years ago
Let’s just say, with my bank account I can treat you quite well. Do you prefer Burger King or McDonalds?
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“It worries me you behave so cryptically about your finances.”
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
The wife got it in the divorce.
Me_ about 2 years ago
The amount in my bank account has few zeros in it. Mostly at the beginning.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
On shore or off shore?
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago
She got the Gold Mine , I got the Shaft !
Dobby53 Premium Member about 2 years ago
“In for a penny, in for a Pound” (We’ll move to London and off-shore all the accounts).
Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Let me sleep on it….I’ll give you an answer in the morning.
Bruce1253 about 2 years ago
I used to work in a hardware store in a well to do area. We would get middle age ladies coming into the store asking for help with simple items. They got the house in the divorce but didn’t know how to do anything. They were finding out that a handyman will charge $100 just to show up. So, “Yes, I can show you how to change a toilet flapper.”
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Well she sure isn’t shy about what’s she’s after…OY!
Another Take about 2 years ago
“NO – NOT YOUR PASSBOOK ACCOUNT! THE SWISS AND CAYMAN ISLAND ACCOUNTS, YA DOLT!”
swanridge about 2 years ago
And what’s your blood type? You have two healthy kidneys, right?
Calvins Brother about 2 years ago
It looks like a Binary number, mostly zeros.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
And oh, what is that bulge there?
mokspr Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well first off, it’s in my mother’s name…
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 2 years ago
“Onshore or offshore?”
“Never mind, just give me the account information. I have a spending spree in mind.”
bmckee about 2 years ago
And depending on the number, ending with your bank account. Unless you have a large portfoliio of investments.
Boffo Premium Member about 2 years ago
Getting a Lois Lane vibe here.
nednewbie about 2 years ago
I think I’m going to steal that come-one :-D
goblue86 about 2 years ago
Totally ripped this one off from some comic somewhere:
My wife complained/whined: “We never go out anymore. I want you to take me out. I don’t care where, as long as its expensive”….So, i took her to the airport for a sandwich. (ta-da-dump!)
goblue86 about 2 years ago
A friend from high school was telling us how she landed her husband. She was a loan officer in the bank, and in walks this nice looking man applying for a home loan. He asked her out, and in her words, “After looking over his divorce decree, loan application, and credit report, I said yes.” AFAIK they are still together.