Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 11, 2023

So what does Rodney have, a mare or maybe more his speed, a gelding.

What? No g-string?

In your dreams Rodney

Why are we all examining a horse’s patoot?

And the stallion is smart enough to not want to go into battle.

Bum-per sticker. (Bum-per snicker.)

If the horse could return the comment: Either way, the rider is an A-S-_

Some neat history in order to disrupt an attack some defensive commanders used dogs and horses in heat so that male attack dogs and male war horses would be drawn away from the main battle

my other horse is a mustang ….cobra.

“And if you are able to read this, you are too close to me!’

It would’ve been funnier if it would’ve read “My other horse is a mustang”!

The creature is carrying a wide load. Yip yip yip yip yip

I could use a similar sign for my Nissan Leaf. But instead of “stallion” I’d write Dodge Dakota. Boy, can that truck move. But, the Leaf is no slouch. It leaves many a car still standing still at many a traffic light.

Find some more bumper stickers, Rodney. You have a lot of acreage you can cover.

Looks like a quarter horse. A large rear is one of their assets (ha ha). They brand them on the cheek to keep the hindquarters unmarked and intact.

@monya_43

Quarter Horses are now half-dollar horses – Inflation.

Happily, their hind quarters have increased in size as well.

Is that a butt-per sticker?

Actually most knights rode a Morgan. It was bred for that purpose.

“I hope you heard, that. She called me a ‘Noble Steed!’”

Rodney is reassuring himself by @ss!

“….whereas this one was gelded.”

This would work on my wife’s horse.

If someone calls you a horse’s a$$, this is what they think you look like.

Saw a license plate frame on a Rolls Royce once that read, “My other car is a Rolls-Royce”. Seriously thought about ramming him….

How old are Mick and Mason? I haven’t seen a bumper sticker like that since the eighties!

OK mount up…

But it has really low oat mileage.

You probably don’t really want to ride a stallion into battle. They can easily get distracted by any mares that might be around, and you really don’t want him fraternising with the enemy.