Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 06, 2023

Eggs-travagant Gift..!!

Eggs-zackly.

Funny that the eggs don’t fit the box on the table…

I have one egg, 2 strips of bacon and toast for breakfast with OJ. That comes to about 2 bucks which is hardly budget breaking.

This gag already stale.

YAIJ

Use them sparingly or don’t buy them! Stop the whining!

Stop with the flogging, That horse is dead.

I am finished reading this comic…..

Turn the egg container sideways and it will add perspective. Look at the box front to back instead of side to side. Think of the railroad track picture as the tracks go into the distance.

Price of a dozen eggs now approaching $2.00 in many places.

Jeff shares another eggstrapolating snapshot.

Eggs: the new gift of preference for wooers.

It’s eggsactly what her heart desired.

They should start painting them gold, to at give you the illusion you’re getting something worth the price.

If you’re having trouble affording eggs, you can always apply for a personal loan through Best Egg.

He didn’t lay an egg on that one…

What’s a little Price Gouging? Doesn’t the CEO Deserve a new Porsche?