Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 11, 2023

You’re the one that’s left.

The man knows his place.

My standard answer is " Yes Ma’am, No Ma’am". I’m a man, I’m wrong, I’m just not sure which way. So I’m covering my bases……

It looks as if he’s wearing a clerical collar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdf9-hRt410

Those that think they know everything are very annoying to those who do.

I never argue with my wife. I can never get a word in edgewise to start an argument.

My wife and I have learned to argue well. Since we share the same values, we realize that almost all the issues are trivial and also that neither of us HAS to win.

We were once arguing over a misunderstanding. My wife made an assumption that I took a certain action for a certain reason. I complained that this was not so.

I yelled, at her, “You can’t read my mind. What am I thinking right now?”

She extended the middle finger on her hand.

I replied, “OH MY GOD! You CAN read my mind!”

Both of us broke out laughing. And that ended that argument right there.

As Click & Clack used to say, “if a man speaks in a forest and there’s no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?”

That’s the way it’s supposed to be.

Early Elvis 1955: ♪ “I’m Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone” ♪

You married a saint.

Poco: One of us is right and one of us if gone…

He’s finally got the message. Took him long enough

The sooner he realizes that, the sooner he will learn to be happy. You can be right or you can be happy; your choice.

Is me? Ugh!

There’s something to be said about no being married anymore, occasionally I can be right.

Can’t argue about that…

When each of my boys was about to be married, I dispensed my one bit of fatherly advice – You’ll never go wrong, memorizing and using the phrase, “Yes, Dear.”

Catches on quick, I see.