Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 09, 2023

I don’t see this as being a big seller.

NO WAY!

The county fair had deep fried chicken soup on a stick.

Fast food.

Soup does not stick to a stick.

No soup for you!

Stick it to him!

That’s his Shtick!

Change the sign – Soup on a Sidewalk.

Well this sure won’t stick to your ribs…

You’re the only one who understands me. You suffer for your soup.

How about soup in a waffle cone?

Should’ve ordered a side of crackers to thicken it.

Reminds me of a silly poem from my silly childhood:

I eat my peas with honey.

I’ve done it all my life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But it keeps them on the knife….

Where’s Cup O Pizza?

I don’t think it’s a very good plan. Now I want an ice cream cone. I have the ice cream, but no cones.

Needs to be deep fried.

Good one, Mr. B!

That vendor is making some Soupy Sales!

Souperb concept, albeit requiring some significant modifications.

The only way this works is with frozen gazpacho.

I know where he’s gonna deposit that stick…

He could just as well have said to the customer, “Hey, is it my fault you’re such an idiot that you believed this schtick?”

The customer also might have benefited from reading Steve Martin’s short instructional piece, “How to Fold Soup.”

Reminds me of Cut me own throat Dibbbler’s Meat onna Stick.

it’s a soup and it’s a floor polish…