Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2023

You’re confusing moobs with abs, Monty.

It’s for just such occasions that one should always have some hair gel handy.

“Not anymore.”

I’ve heard it said that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes, but after that, you’d better know something. In this case, what does Monty know about romance novels that would allow him to hold up his end of a conversation about them?

Zelig you are not.

Tell me, Monty, has that ever worked for you?

Well, Fabio is in his sixties now, so maybe you have a chance . . .

Way to go Monty. That look works for you. You just have to hit the gym four time a day.

Montyio

Ah… desperation. I know how you feel, Monty. Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” She activated the front facing camera.

I guess Monty’s a U cup?

While you’re at it Monty, be sure to get her phone number so you can text her pictures of your ‘stuff’. I’m sure that will get her interested! /s

UGH!

Flabbio!

Is she picking up “Good Vibrations”, I don’t think so.

Where’s the library security? Just follow the cloud of Axe Body spray!

Okay, it’s not Axe. It’s Hatchet, the Walmart generic.

“yes, but not a fan of scrawny bods.”

Monthy the bodice ripping novel hero… This really made me laugh!

That is quite the physEEK!!

I thought it was going to be a “Peanut-Butter Cup” moment:

[WHAM!]

“You got your Sci-Fi in my Romance!” “You got your Romance in my Sci-Fi!”

“Midnight Robot” “Orb Voyage”…

Definitely not a Fabio.

Oh Behave!

Robot Orb! Big fan.

Beyond gross…

Run away!….Run away!!!!!!

Big-eyed woman! I love big-eyed women! Hubba-hubba!

Stick to Sci-Fi Monty

There goes the creep alarm…

You can’t spell “robot” without “orb.”

There are ladies who like SiFi too.

This a Betty comic that I believe what women think about this: https://www.gocomics.com/betty/2019/07/07

Oh Monty, super creepy.

That is NOT the recommended way to meet a pretty patron in the library, Monty! It’s more like the way to get yourself arrested as an exhibitionist….

nice try, man boobs.