Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 16, 2023

And then there are hole foods, such as donuts, bagels, Swiss cheese etc.

Never could figure out why somebody called them sliders.

Whole Paycheck

Everybody has a beef.

Ketchup is the only thing that makes me feel complete.

Don’t feel that way! After all, you are all made of the same sawdust and rat droppings.

How do you console a lonely Slider?

Cheer him up with five more of his friends at a White Castle.

Would it help if you were called a dwarf hamburger?

… or size-challenged hamburger?

As always, Ralph gets the best line!

Maybe what you need to feel complete is Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.‼️☺️

Holy food, lettuce pray.

We have a really small Whole Foods near us that used to be a Wild Oats.

It really is a 1/2 Foods.

I was told by a friend, "If you eat at White Castle, then make sure you have access to a toilet a half hour later.

Hence “Slider”

Follow the money … SALE … 2.5 sliders for the price of 1 hamburger … but with sliders you get cooked onions & pickles …!

( more for the money? )

Ground pork manwitch sliders, yum yum…

he’s just a lonely whiner without his french-fry pals.