Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 15, 2023

“Cutting” through all the chaff.

No scythe of relief for you

Any last words?

Yeah, we’re going to be needing that bed real soon!!!

Time to cut the grass.

You do not have hypochondria.

We’ve changed your prognosis from “grave” to “grim”.

Don’t fear…

With religious insurance the patient could upgrade his experience to “wings and halo”

Does he mean I need a haircut?

“Time to reap the benefits???”

lmao that’s funny.

“And even though the news is grim for you, your insurance company is paying for everything (and I’ll reap the benefits) – so you don’t have to worry about that.”

“We’re going to cut some hay by the River Styx.”

Tell me it ain’t so, Doc?

“You’re abandoning medicine and becoming a farmer? And you’re moving to Hooterville?”

He doesn’t look very grim to me.

He has quite the bedscythe manner.

I would actually like that if my Doctor did it. It would show that he really does understand me……

Oh you’re gonna whack some weed. Can I get some too, it might help my condition.

let’s just cut to the chase…

… Happy New Year?!