Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2023

Oh, chute.

Next time, take the bus.

No government bailout for this airline.

Pig got the duck outta there!

Duck Airlines are so underrated.

There’s a character we haven’t seen for a while…

Bankrupt; back to guard duty.

He got ‘down’ from the duck

That was a quack airline anyway!

Sounds like Spirit.

You can spot the new flight attendants. They still laugh when they say, "Your seat may be used as a flotation device.

Smart move, Pig. He would probably have a quack-op!

I miss Li’l Guard duck

Just as well. Chances are he would have hit one of those Chinese “weather balloons”.

Sounds like Spirit Airlines.

Wait a second, Pig, Guard Duck can’t fly!

I didn’t think Guard Duck could fly. I wouldn’t know, we haven’t seen him in months.

Isn’t that a given on most every airline? You fall off the plane and you die.

smart move there pig. ;)

Besides, Guard Duck’s back cannot handle a pig’s weight.

It’s safer than the way the turtle flew in the old B.C. strips.

GD wouldn’t be able to handle all that weight anyway

Yeah right, when pigs fly

Even hanging onto the oxygen mask won’t help.

The captain has a valid point.

Guard Duck is branching out – his “guarding” gig must have dried up. Guess he moved out of the Dem city he was living in that prohibited guns to a safer Republican city.

When’s the last time we saw Guard Duck?

Why don’t we see Zeeba, crocks, amd PIGITA more? ☹️

Ain’t that just ducky.

I don’t think his luggage will fit in the overhead compartment.

Sad tale of “When Pigs Fly”…

Duck Air – the only commercial airline that carries bazookas and grenades.

Guard Duck fans got their wish.And he’s got a strong back.

More guard duck ! MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!

Good choice, Pig!

Bring Guard Duck back full time.

Always like seeing Guard Duck

Don’t tell Transportation Secretary Buttigieg.

You do know, Pig, that switching airlines (for no good reason, in their opinion) will cost you a small fortune?

Generally, I’d trust Guard Duck, but I’m not sure his cargo capacity extends to your weight….

Guard Duck! Maybe there’s still some hope for the world!

Wait. I thought Guard Duck couldn’t fly.

“Scam Airlines: We promise to refund your tickets in all fatal crashes.”

Is “Duck Air” FAA approved